Me: I think you need to learn my name.
Little Man: You mean, Lauren the Quee-eee-en.
Why yes, that's exactly what I mean.
A WINTER STORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM NOON TODAY TO 7 PM EST WEDNESDAY.
* PRECIPITATION TYPE... SNOW.
* ACCUMULATIONS... 7 TO 14 INCHES.
* TIMING... SNOW WILL BEGIN LATE THIS MORNING INTO EARLY THIS AFTERNOON AND IT WILL LAST THROUGH WEDNESDAY. MODERATE SNOW RATES WILL OCCUR TONIGHT... AND HEAVY SNOW IS EXPECTED WEDNESDAY MORNING.
* TEMPERATURES... TEMPERATURES WILL RISE INTO THE UPPER 20S AND LOWER 30S THIS AFTERNOON. TEMPERATURES WILL DROP INTO THE MID AND UPPER 20S TONIGHT. TEMPERATURES IN THE UPPER 20S AND LOWER 30S WEDNESDAY.
* WINDS... LIGHT SOUTHEASTERLY WINDS TODAY BECOMING NORTH- NORTHWESTERLY 15 TO 25 MPH WEDNESDAY.
PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
A WINTER STORM WARNING MEANS SIGNIFICANT AMOUNTS OF SNOW ARE EXPECTED OR OCCURRING. THE COMBINATION OF SNOW AND STRONG WINDS WILL MAKE TRAVEL VERY HAZARDOUS.
We've already had 4 huge temper tantrums this morning and it's not even 10am. George Washington Hotel, I miss you.