In the last 36 hours Little Man has...
- taken 5 lbs of sugar from the kitchen to the playroom
- snuck a pump bottle out of the bathroom and used it to give his stuffed animals a bath (this was while we were trying to clean up the first mess)
- climbed in to the pedestal sink and used it as a toilet
- emptied the canister of the vacuum, the one full of SUGAR, back onto the floor
- spilled a 12 oz berry smoothie across the kitchen floor (this one was an actual accident)

The next two weeks can't go quick enough. Last week, I wasn't looking forward to him starting school, but now... I would be happy to send him tomorrow.