dear chocolate bundt cake,
my past experience with bundt cake leads me to believe that you are dry and bland, but your simple appearance is quite deceiving. you are so delicious that you must be from the devil. i blame you for how uncomfortable my jeans have become. i am no longer allowed to bake you if you are going to be staying in my house. you are too dangerous to be my friend.
wishing i had more self control,
lauren