Dear Mrs. Mantis,
Although I love that you eat our bugs, please find a new home. I have no problem with you living on the light or somewhere else on the front of our house. Unfortunately, it is NOT acceptable for you to live on our front door, where I must physically move you in order to bring in the groceries. This is a highly stressful situation for all of us, I assure you. For this reason I cannot give you 30-days notice, you must leave asap or we will need to take action to have you removed to a happier and safer home.
Sincerely,
Me
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